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What if this oil spill was off the coast of Ireland?

 

If this had happened in Irish waters the Government would have told the nation that we were all responsible and we must all put our shoulder to the wheel and help stop this well from leaking any more of our precious oil .They would also blame the single mothers and the Unemployed for using up badly needed financial resources that would otherwise be spent plugging the well.

A call for a national bond would be made and everyone in the work would be made pay a new oil cleanup carbon tax levy and the Unions would tell the members that we have no choice as this is the only option for the country

Gormley would employ a few green pals to count all the dead fish and Ryan would call for a national day of mourning .Brian lenihan would go on national TV to tell us we must tighten out collative belts yet another two notches!
Bertie Ahern would look for another “Dig out” from his pals to help pay his levy!
Having got it he would then seek an exemption from the revenue on the grounds he was a struggling artist!
The Government would then blame the protesters of shell to sea for the disaster and have them all thrown into jail!

Reply from Tanaiste’s office

Tanaiste@entemp.ie to me

show details 2:24 PM (2 hours ago)

in reply to my posting 

Unemployment figures & the FAS Con!

Dear Mr. Clarke,

I wish to acknowledge receipt of your email. I will bring it to the Tánaiste’s attention.

Yours sincerely,

Leigh Snedker

Tánaiste’s Office

Department of Enterprise, Trade and Employment

23 Kildare Street

Dublin 2

The green guttersnipes

 

Mr Gogarty, a green TD who along with his party have sold out the young and old and the unemployed of this country, for the perks and merks of office.

Mr.GOGARTY, has Shown the true colours of this party of gurriers, to a shocked nation!

If anyone was in doubted the calibre of the Green TD’s we have running the country this clip demonstrated the type of thugs we are now saddled with who are calling the shots within the Irish Government

Drunk with power only after two and a half years in the Dail, these Greens have shown the world that they have total control over the Government and they can say and do what they like because Brian Cowen and Brine Lenihian desperately need them and have lost all credibility with the bewildered people of Ireland!

We don’t need any more evidence; this is the undeniable proof that we are being ruled by people directly from the gutters.

Captains Log

Starship Dail

Star date 456231

 

 


IN

Captain Seamus Kirk has been elected as the new Ceann Comhairle of the Dáil

and promises to go where no Captain has gone before !


OUT

Captain Kirk, from the starship Dail, succeeds X
Captain John O’Donoghue, who resigned earlier today over the controversy surrounding expenses he incurred while in office, and did stay too long at the
Romulan pleasure dome !

There was no sign of sorry indeed Mr.O Donoghue made a staunch defense and mother Teresa could not have done a better job, I nearly started to cry and shout bring him back all is forgiven John!

Until I noticed this Cheshire cat grin on His face, and I started to ask what has he being promised by his peers to go quietly??

Mark my words a top job is coming down the tracks, maybe the European commissioners Job???

Dick you might as well un-pack your bags, this guy looks like he’s  waiting for the next plain to Brussels

All those perk on the way and out of sight from those prying eyes as well!

 

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