Star date – 1840
We have arrived at the Planet and have a mission to capture two devious aliens
Locally known as
The Taoiseach a mr.Brian Cowen
and the Finance Minster a Mr Brian Lenihan
Their plan is to subdue the locals by financially destroying them with their secret weapon NAMA
Will the famous 3 capture them before they destroy the gullible Irish?
See next week’s episode when the deadly alien weapon NAMA is activated!
An analyst at NCB Stockbrokers in Dublin said today on the subject of NAMA.
“一個在都柏林 NCB 證券經紀業分析師今天說 NAMA 的主題。
“從，加上的收入損失從轉移的貸款的機構的 NAMA 理髮資產增量命中會被部分抵銷資本來說從加權的風險資產的去除“。(Chinese)
Don’t understand then try this instead!
ダブリンで NCB Stockbrokers で、アナリストは、NAMA の主題の上今日といいます。
“、機関、ローンの転送から結合収益の損失で、NAMA 散髪からの資本に増分ヒットが部分的に無効 – 資本の用語でからセット加重リスク資産の削除。 ” (Japanese)
Still NO Joy then try this!
בכל Stockbrokers NCB בדבלין
” hit מצטבר
Still don’t understand then try this one!
“The incremental hit to equity from the NAMA haircut, coupled with the loss of earnings from the transfer of loans to the agency, will be partially off-set in capital terms from the removal of risk weighted assets.” (Supposed to be English)
Still don’t understand? Then join the our club.
C. A. B.
Citizens Association of the Bewildered!
Join to-day and make my day!
The NAMA disaster is on its way!
To-day we the people of Ireland were forced to take the first steps to financial enslavement to international Bond holders
On this day I wanted to show you the citizens of Ireland the chief political culprits
There are many more people responsible for this fiasco these people will also be put up here in the next few days
These people must be brought to justice!
Taoiseach Brian Cowen, described the Nama bill as a “strategic priority to get the economy moving”, (Bull****) adding that ministers are “continuing to consider expenditure issues in light of the McCarthy report and other considerations”, the latter a reference to the impending report on the commission on Taxation
Well Mr. Cowen I have a question for you why are we paying up to 90 billion for these worthless assets
What is it going to cost to the service this new debt?
I believe it will cost at least 5% or all in 5,000.000.000 per year
So this means all the savings that board snip wants to save is now going to pay for the bail out of your friends the Banks and Developers is that right??
All the cuts and levies are in fact going to bailout International bond investors?
“The Government is united and determined to do what is required and expected. Over the last number of months the Government has taken and implemented decisions in the national interest.
No Mr. Cowne, It has not being in the Irish people’s interest to bail out international gamblers, the Americans did not do it and we should not do it either!
You are not elected by the people to do enslave us in to generations of financial dependency to foreign bond holders
Call a general election to get the peoples verdict now!
All aboard” the good ship NAMA”
Captained by Brian
We expect stormy seas and less than 90% chance you won’t arrive at your preferred destination
The land of milk and honey and financial bliss!
If it will sooth your fears Capt. Brian seared his last ship The good ship,” Irish financial independence” on to the rocks and all hands were lost
But this time he says he will do a better job and anyway there is always someone else to blame!